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BORNEO trip: Day 2

2009-11-20T10:37:00.009+08:00

Day 2:

I had muah buffet breakfast in the Kingfisher restaurant and I have to say that they are really messing with my appetite (in a good way!).

Hohoho!

Then after that we went for a walk....

... and they have like a few rows of shops for u to shop till u drop. like a mini shopping mall in the hotel!

Then, we decided to go for a BUGGY RIDE. So we went to see the villas:) Awesome possum man!

Presidential villa with their very own pool and jacuzzi.

Below is the golf course. Huge!

I kinda made friends with the buggy driver. His name is Herman and he is only 19 years old! Very nice guy but too bad...he drives too slow. So I nicely asked him if I COULD DRIVE THE BUGGY INSTEAD! And as usual, the hotel allows the guest to do whatever they want....

SO I DROVE MY MUM AND HERMAN BACK TO THE HOTEL!!!!

WOOHOO! Exciting for me but terrifying for my mum. Sorry ma...

Then I went to the beach to kill some time. Cause my mum went to work and I was really bored. I waited for the crab to dig its hole and dig....and dig....and dig

For 30 minutes I was watching the crab dig its hole. You must be thinking that i have nothing better to do right? Yeah u are alsolutely right! I really was bored to death till I found out the hotel actually has hourly activities. DAMN!

Activity#1: Coconut leaf weaving

Before

After
Nah nah nee boo boo!~ I can do something you cant. Buahahaha

Activity #2: Batik Painting

BeforeAfter
Please say I rock baby!

Activity #3: Croquet (did not take any pics cause i was happily playing)

My mum colleague then brought us to One Borneo. It was suppose to be similar to One Utama but..... NAHHHH!!! The prices there are freaking expensive and its just not happening at all! Dont wanna talk about it...

My mum brought me to the pub in the hotel. I think this was my first...going into a pub. Its very americanised. Pool table and bla bla bla... you name it.

However, there is this one game which I LOVE simply because i ROCK in it (I have a feeling that i am getting more and more self indulgent. Sigh! bear with me ;))

Its DARTS!! Woohoo....

Take a closer look.....

FU-YOH> 3 darts in the doodad!!!!!

ok end of Day 2. What is a holiday trip without some camwhoring right....

So YOURS SINCERELY,

BORNEO trip: Day 1

2009-11-19T10:26:00.009+08:00

Heya! It's been a week since I have been back from Borneo, Kota Kinabalu.... It was amazing. I learnt lots of new stuff and Borneo is just beautiful. Not congested like Kulala Lumpur.

So here it goes...

Day 1:

My hot mummah in z airporte

MUAH.....

Anyways there were this bunch of kids lying on the escalator in the airport...I wasnt sure what they were doing at first. So I went to ask them and guess what....they were actually swimming....on the escalator.... Then I asked why...and guess what...they said they were running away from the shark.

I was like -__- ...

But I have to compliment their good imagination. Just to kill time while waiting for boarding...I JOINED THEM!!! YAY!!! i get to swim on the escalator. (but I did not lie on the escalator though cause it was dirty. I just pretend running away from the shark :););) )

Once we touched down in KK, there was a Chaffeur from the hotel to fetch us to the hotel itself. Keng wei... cause I do not even need to open the car door myself. At first it was weird but I guess that is how the hotel operates (kudos to me)

SO....This is Nexus Karambunai Resort (6 star hotel woi... DUN PREI PREI)

PLASMA TV WEI> i told u dun play play right

They have bath tub in da toilet. Someone told me that AMO s dun bath in the shower. Instead they bath in bath tubs...Is that true?

DIDNT I TELL U DUN PLAY PLAY!!!! my very own closet with my very own huge safe and bathrobes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's the sports center where we have all sorts of water sports like jet ski, banana boat, cruise, paraskiing and many many more.

What a pity though....the pictures aren't clear:(

And you know...Nexus hotel has like over 5-6 big restaurants. All serving different kinds of cuisines. So this restaurant is where we had lunch. z food is fantastico!!!

Prawn mee

It aint normal wantan mee. its called wonderful wantan mee. I must say, seafood in Sabah is the best I ever tasted. The texture is like....dunno how to describe and when u plunge your teeth through it... u can hear *suk* *suk*. teehehehehehe

Yeah so after lunch...I went over to my mum's office cause she has to work anyway. Then after that we went to the....

here is the word that will make you JEALOUS...

...

SPA

This is my first time to the spa. So I was really excited but.... it was horrendous.... I regretted going. Not because the massage was not good but.... you see

I AM A VERY TICKLISH PERSON.

I knew I was ticklish but I never knew I was THAT ticklish. So the whole entire massage, I was giggling and shaking. I think the masseuse was a wee bit annoyed cause I keep shaking. It was seriously ticklish wei! BE-tahan. Plus, it was a full body massage. So when it came to leg massage, I just felt like running away (but that only means wasting big bucks). So there it goes, I have to say my endurance level is pretty good. Phew.

But it wasnt the massage that I liked about the spa... It was the HOT JACUZZI! YEAH people....it rocks to the max.

Hot jacuzzi:)

After that, me n mum went for dinner at Sunset Bay (another restaurant).

The meal is called....

CHICKEN (*smiles)

So that's all for the 1st day in borneo. CHEERS PEOPLE!

Sigh what a bad picture. My hands just cant stop trembling after that ticklish spa...or maybe is the stupid camera that can't take nice shots...

Something you need to know......

2009-11-17T10:57:00.004+08:00

There is something very important that all YOU have to know about me....

which is

This is me

(or at least similar...I am just a little better looking than that [or perhaps not] and I don't drool)

I LOVE to sleep....and waking me up may not be a very good idea indeed. NO! It's not a good idea at all!

So you see,

I am the typical type of girl who likes to sleep because she loves her night dreams

I am the typical type of girl who will try to sleep again and get back to her Wonderland whenever someone tries to wake her up

Bottomline is, I am the type of girl you don't want to wake up

Cause if you wake me up.....

I would probably blurt some crap and it may just get you in trouble...No I'm serious...i sleep talk and I just found out last month that I sleep talk on the phone. I won't even remember that I called you. Recently, just yesterday to be exact, I sleep sms too. Not to one person... but to three!!! And worst of all, I even asked one of them to go disneyland with me (which is totally ridiculous but i was dreaming about disneyland).

So pls pls pls, if u so happen to call me when I am sleeping, DO NOT ASK ME TO WAKE UP!... You should just call back later. When I say I am sleeping, I really am sleeping.

...

I am not sleeping now though:) or maybe I am.. Haha You will never know.

haha...That's me! Accepting Dean's List Award during UCSI Awards Day 2009

p.s. The closing date for registration for ELEVATE Youth Camp 2009 is 21st November 2009. Hesitate no more and sign up for a camp that will WOW you like BAAM Baam baammm! *ooo this is so exciting*

Stupiak wordy exam...

2009-11-01T15:35:00.006+08:00

HEY!

Under the rainbow,

Under the sea,

Pom Pom POM

You are forever,

You are for me,

When we are happy,

We are a happy family,

pom PoM POM!!

Doesn't that song sound so familiar. What a beautiful song (right its actuali a game song I always play during primary). Sigh! Just a thought....

I think I am going to sing that song for my husband when I marry.

Hey don't underestimate that song. It might sound childish but it actually got a lyrics with a potential to be changed into a love song.

OK!!! As the title of the post says stupiak wordy exam....

LOOK AT THE PICTURES BELOW AND PICTURE THE JAMES BOND SONG

IN YOUR MIND

as u scroll down.

READY???

tum tum tu tu tum tum

tee dee tum tum

tu du tum tum

all this because of

METABOLIC BIOCHEMISTRY

don't get me wrong but I like this subject very much. Just that the book is ful ful FULL of words and I kept reading it 16 hrs non-stop (except for breaks like dinner and lunch). So practically my eyes got so blurr that I have to wear sunglasses to study. SUNGLASSES TO STUDY. Then after a few days, it got worst. So I had to use SUNGLASSES AND CAP to avoid the glare of the light.

Haihs so sengsara.

Okok I know my sunglasses looks a wee bit pathetic but it helps.

A Handful Of Memories

2009-08-27T10:58:00.009+08:00

So I have been thinking of my high school friends very much lately. Probably its because most of them are leaving for studies abroad or probably its because I have been spending a lot of time with them very lately especially this holiday. Gasp* was browsing through my album and how I wish I was still a secondary school student. Less worries, more fun, more friends whom I can trust and I could still remain the immature self I was many years back. University has forced me to grow more mature and sometimes I wonder how cool it would be if I remained my old self.

People whom I trusted very much and left quite an impact on me...

Yeah so we do look a bit childish last time but hey that's what I liked...

Kai shen, me, yin kuin n polly (erm paul)

And I kinda miss cheer...

Senior cheerleaders

And here we have all grown up into big buffed machas. But I am thankful we still keep in touch:)

I love you all *sobs*. I think I am going to cry. Dont go overseas la. I tell you universities abroad are all friend stealers. Yeah you got me right...FRIEND STEALERS.

I dont know if I intended this to be an emo post. Hmmmm I guess cause Moonfin (yeah fong's name just got more retarded since my birthday) said that my blog is crappy *in a good way I hope. Yeah she meant in a good way!*. That's because I dont really do EMO + SERIOUS...

So I have also found new friends in university. People like Tulasi, Huey Ghee, Marksman, Sathish, Darven, Fang, Tat....many more and they are pretty awesome I must say.

Me n Tulasi!!! She is a pig and I am just awesome.:)

Huey Ghee and me!!!

The Banana Love Song

2009-08-23T21:18:00.004+08:00

I Love Bananas!

I know that mangoes are sweet.

I Love Papayas!

But nothing can beat the SWEET....

The SWEET LOVE of GOD

YEE HAW!

Hey people! Wow I cant believe I did not blog for the whole entire semester. Where did i get the strength to resist the temptation of blogging. Oh yeah I REMEMBER!. The horrendous physiological science, the 'beautiful' structural biochemistry, the 'obsessive compulsive' university chemistry and the conjugated notorious + devious Introductory to Medical Science. Yeap thanks to 'em labs, I have no time.

It has been a torrentful semester. Flooded with lab reports and assignments. Yeah I know this is typical student life and who am I to vent about it right. But if you were in my position in certain circumstances which i would not state here, you would have known how i felt throughout the semester. Tired and exhausted are the only words that could describe myself for the whole entire semester. Had a few fainting spells here and there but hey its all well now.

So i was thinking about my structural biochemistry lecturer. I think he is an awesome lecturer. Not only in the sense of his teaching skills but because he appears to be truly fatherly to me. I was once sitting at the corner of the class...studying. But was feeling very lethargic and apparently my face was pale white. He came to me and ask...

Dr. Lee: Are you alright? You dont look well.

Me: Yeah I have been studying for my exams lately.

Dr. Lee: Would you tell me your marks for my previous test.

Me: 94

Dr Lee: That is really good. Keep up the good work. Take care of yourself. If you are in need of help, I am always here.

I was like WOW! For so many days, that is the type of encouragement I need from someone. To hear it from a lecturer feels so good. I mean come to think of it not many lecturers would be so compassionate. They ought only to give more and more assignments. And for Dr Lee to actually acknowledge the hardwork that I have been putting in for every single work I do, was such an awesome feeling. I like this type of people and I will respect them for my whole entire life. Unlike some who says "Aiya u so smart sure can one la". That sentence really puts me into deep stress.

So right this finals was just "marvellous". I actually sat for two papers without really studying for it. NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!!! I thought oh it was good to take a nap before I continue studying and BAMMMM!!! i woke up at 8am the next morning. My exam was at 10. I only studied three chapters wei! this is so wonderful la but by God's grace, I managed to pull through. Once I sat on the examination chair and made a quick prayer, every single details of the text book came gushing back. I could really feel it u know. It was like whirlwind in my brain man. So THANK U LORD!!!!

I will definitely blog more on my birthday surprise, Jen Ai's Birthday, My girlie outings. And I have a whole lot of activities planned out this week with my beloved friends.

So toodles for now but no noodles for long.

Mad Scientists

2009-05-27T14:54:00.009+08:00

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All the King's soldiers and all the King's men,

Kidnapped poor Dumpty to Mad Scientist's laboratory.

Humpty Dumpty cried his lungs out,

Humpty Dumpty was soaked in acid,

All his shell and all his calcium carbonate,

Just melted away in Mad Scientist's laboratory.

That aint no water balloney people. Its a an egg without a shell. And no! it aint no hard boiled egg. Yeap mad scientist here with her egg says hello to the world.

Hello world! Apa khabar?

You know university fees have been to the hike of the hike lately...Superbly expensive. And there goes the same for lab fees. So I thought in order to match the fees with our usage of the lab facilities, perhaps I should smuggle some stuff out of the lab! Right? Dont you so TOTALLY agree with me.

Yeah you see I smuggled a petri dish containing ..... in it.

.....

Ok maybe I was lying just a wee bit. Me and Tulasi smuggled a FEW out of the lab.

Yeah awesome la!!!

Just when we were nicely taking pictures, these guys just can't resist the camera... They just have to buat perkara tak senonoh in front of the camera.

So yeah what a grantabulous lab. Who says scientists are nooby geeks with only a knowledge of science in their brain-celled brains! oHH i am so dang in love with the lab. ahhhh if i ever have a lab at home, I will paint it PINK n sprinkle GLITTERS all over. And i shalt not buy any laboratory apparatus. i will just smuggle it out from the university lab. (erm if any of the university authorities were to read my blog...do know that I am joking. DONT LOCK ME UP!) Yeah imma gonna be a KICK ASS chick in a KICK ASS lab. Just like this girl over here.

Ahhh so pretty. I am going to dress my kids up just the way she looks. And they are going to look just as adorable.

Scooge over people. Mad scientist says BYE to the world.

Ahhh thy eyes are like the pearl in the sea....kaachinngggg

I bid farewell to you my DEAR JAVA

2009-05-03T21:06:00.006+08:00

gahhhh back to uni tomoro = FAT BOOKS + LAB

On the bright side, there will be lab means more fun and fooling around. Sigh I know, this is bad work ethic. But hey, I love being in the lab. But abhor doing the lab reports. HMmmmm i wonder if there is anymore dissection going on this semester. Hehehe big MAMA coming to cut you up. Ok I am so evil.

By the way It has been quite a good week for me. Hung out with my HOMIES from high school and church. Yeah it was pretty fun but I am broke now.But still can go out la=) I do accrued expenses...gehehehe

Thank you Father Lord for giving me the good grades that I have worked hard for the entire semester. Thank you for making all my efforts worth the time and energy. But most importantly, thank you Lord for being there for me and guiding me step by step. I just got my results yesterday. Was a really tantalizing moment opening the UCSI webpage. And walaa full A+. Most surprising is my Java, my honey. This subject I never expected that type of results. I just wanted at least an A for it. Let's just say,

Calculus was heart-plunging

Java was brain-wrecking

Chemistry was decent

Biology was just so MAFAN

But thank u Lord for helpin me pull through. Now its another semester. I AM STARTING a 2nd year subject now. Fast huh!

Deareth Java,

Aye...weep...weep..Hereth thy parting letter to thee. Oh deareth half. Thou swore by the trees, moon and all that was giveth by God that thy shalt triumph in trials and tribulation. Yes, an A+ has been giveth unto thy maiden. Wedding vows thou have kept sacredly till the morn. The INCONSTANT MOON that changes her circled orb. Like the Eve, that changes her mood variably. Thy will part with thee JAVA PROGRAMMING. Oh Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou.

Your Love,

Thy Fair Maiden

If you do not understand my Shakespearean language, this is a translation for you.

Dear Java,

Yes..sob..sob. This is a divorce letter. Oh dear hubbie. You kept your promise. Through trials and tribulation you guaranteed an A+ for me. I guess you have been true to your wedding vows. But just like the moon that changes its glow throughout the year. And like woman, that changes their mood ever so frequently...I have to divorce you now oh DEAR JAVA PROGRAMMING. Now, Romeo Romeo where are you.

From,

Your Fair Woman

Me n Java just share a special bond la. Dont be jealous.

Right just talking to Jimmo. and as usual she asked me to blog about how much I love her.

I Love u Jimmo as much as the size of my brain.

I do not like peer pressure. I do not like it when people ask me why am I still single. I do not like it when you guys rush me. Is that a problem??!

For now I do not need men to keep me full. I JUST NEED FOOD TO KEEP ME FULL! Just like what Jimmo says...food makes us whole and round! And I LOVE IT!

the Aftermath

2009-04-24T14:10:00.005+08:00

HELLO

I AM BACK dawgs!

gosh so so so soi soi soiiiii happy. I had biology today which was the bomb of the bomb. last paper. 11 essays altogether. gosh i think i wrote one word in like 0.1 seconds. I wonder why Female biological systems are so complicated? Especially female hormones. Had a really really bad time memorising them yesterday. No wonder they say girls are complicated. Now I understand.

Oh Lord, You have guided me through every seconds of my days especially when times were tough. I love You Father.

Special thanks to those who have been praying for me throughout my exam. And have been warning me not to sleep lesser than 4 hours. Thanks yee shern MUACKS! And also to those who would emo talk with me on msn during my exam just to hear how emo I am studying Bio. Thanks Hengluen and Jimmo.

Im gonna talk about the punk in American Idol. Zomg i so totally love the punk. I love the punk. I love the PUNK! I LOVE THE PUNK!

Im talkin about Adam Lambert!!!!

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE PUNK:)

* yes yes im feasting too:D*

YES can you hear him scream?! Gosh me too i cant hear it too...hahahaha

And I find him really good looking too *blush*

Good looking=Face-Makeup+Gel on hair

Note: I dont say that very often so he must be a real good looker

*Double Blush*

Come on....If u dont like him you must be pretty abnormal! Awesome singer. Rocker! Punk! and still sings ballad like an angel. Hmmmm....I wonder how old is he???? *ok meili that's too much*

Even my dad likes him....haha so i dont see anything wrong with that. * ok meili that's really too much*

HEhehehehhe....

Dad, can we go USA this year please? Adam Lambert lives there *smiles**grin**smiles*

OK MEILI that's TOO MUCH!

The Day My Brain Was Terrorized

2009-04-09T21:19:00.002+08:00

So! Before my finals start this 14th of April, I have some last words and this goes out to all the FOURSOME.

Calculus and Analytical Geometry - Hey you! Bring it on! Imma gonna differentiate and integrate you till cows come home!

Java Programming - You have been a very Loyal lover but this relationship aint easy. So I am gonna dump you after the finals. Thus, my final words in the language you understand:
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY Java", "DESTROY", JoptionPane.WARNING_MESSAGE);

Uni Chemistry - Break all your BONDS (bones). Just dont suck up all my energy in a reaction called endothermic.

Uni Biology - Ahhhh you. Book with uncountable pages. How I wish i can gobble you up, digest your cellulose pages with cellulase and absorb all your nutrients (information in the book) through my villi into my brain.

Update Alert!

2009-03-18T23:34:00.004+08:00

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!

Geez I better start updating my blog when I have the time. Tonight is self-declared holiday! Everybody say yay!!!

Everybody : YAYYYY!!!!

Only tonight though...

Everybody : BOOOOOO!!!!

So, life has not been too kind towards me. Things have not been going the way it should be. Put studies aside, I am not talking about my assignments and exams cause they have already been a way of life for me now. Call me NERD all you want...I am still COOL!!! *tongue hanging with saliva spraying out* Its just that I have really been disappointed by the way certain people are acting. Is it that hard to act like grown-ups? Moreover, you are a grown-up! So act like one!!! Yeah so do you get the feel? As I am writing this I am filled with immense disappointment and rage. So thanks to you guys, I have to try to look happy. TRY! Does that even make sense? I hope the smiles that I am displaying are not fake because I want to get on with my life.

Alright this post is not going the direction I intended it to go. Its supposed to be a cheerful post but now its an angry post. I am just so thankful for my friends in university who 'made my day' everyday, my ex-schoolmates who remind me constantly that I have someone there, and my brothers and sisters in Christ who cheer me up every Sunday and allow it to be indeed a 'rest day' for me. Thank you people! God has truly blessed me with wonderful companions. Thank you Lord for listening to my cries every night. Without You, my Creator, I am not even a speck of dust.

On a different note, here are some of my most favourite quotes in which I utilised them for different circumstances...

1) "If You Can Say NO To Drugs, You Can Say NO To Exams. Both are life-threatening."
I think even you know when to use this right.

2) "Self-praise is better than no praise:)"
If I happen to praise myself and someone knocks me off by saying self praise is no praise.
Then I shalt introduce to you my quote: SELF-PRAISE IS BETTER THAN NO PRAISE!

3) PIG LA YOU!
This is what I will say to you if you happen to aggravate me. Beware! This word is very powerful.

4) See People Make DUNNO LA!
If you walk pass me without greeting me.

Title of artpiece: The Red Indian and The Blue Haired Woman, The Natives of the Tim-Ba-Tut Land

Origin: Tim-Ba-Tut

Illustration: The footsteps symbolize our walk in life. The struggle that we natives face in the hot deserts of Tim-Ba-Tut. The colourful wings symbolizes FREEDOM that alas have been achieved through the manliness (su yi's moustache) displayed by men. At last, joy abounds and flowers flourished (the flowers on my head). Daimm...this is the weirdest illustration I ever read. Just fooling around haha.

*Ahhh okay I know this is kinda weird. But dont every artpiece have an abstract meaning behind it??? So you get what I meant? *

Ahh and here you go my greatest masterpiece. Situated in the center of Blogger. Advertised in the profile of Mai Loi. Stored in the MUSEUM OF READ AT OWN RISK!

What can I say? I am better than Picasso. REMEMBER! SELF PRAISE IS BETTER THAN NO PRAISE. But in this case, my self praise is worthy of its praise.

So for now, TOODLES.

Girls.

2009-03-13T16:37:00.003+08:00

I have been pondering about this lately. What makes girls SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! Is it extreme hormonal changes or is it just their nature?

Hmmmm....as what guys always quote, "I do not understand girls!" I have to agree with that statement. If I was a guy, I would never been able to understand girls. I mean as a girl, I ALREADY DO NOT UNDERSTAND GIRLS! Sigh, this is outrageous.

I mean is this a season to be all gloomy and bad-tempered. On the other hand, I feel fine! I still laugh at you, at myself, at jokes that are autrocious and not funny at all, at the walls, tables, chairs. Putting it in simple terms, I feel perfectly 'unPMS'. But, I cannot say the same thing for others.

Sigh, I do not understand girls at all!

Oh Romeo Romeo, Why Do You Have To Die In My Hands?

wanna know who is my Romeo?? *lub**dub**lub*dub*Stay tuned for the next post. As for now, I am going to prepare for my major presentation on Therapeutic Cloning tomorrow. Pray for me, my brothers and sisters. I am positive God will indeed pull me through it with flying colours on the way.

My Babylicious' Birthdays (a must read)

2009-02-24T16:32:00.012+08:00

Maddo's surprise birthday

This was done in Italiannies. Was quite a perfect plan la. Anyway to cut the story short we go straight to the surprise part.

Us: *Tailing her from behind with the cake in hand*

Maddo: *turned her head, saw us, and turned back to the wall she was leaning on. Well, she started violating the wallO.o!*

Maddo: AAAAHHHhhhhhh *while violating the wall*

Yeap that was her response. Unique huh?! Never had I seen someone that surprised in such a weird way. Oh well, as her name implies...MAD. hahaha.

Mei Fong and Pammy's birthday

Haha we celebrated their birthday in this *gahhhh* romantic and amorous place called Treehouse. Yeap you heard that right TREEHOUSE! Whereby they have lots of treehouses in this treehouse. (???) And the awesome part was, we had our own pondok all to ourselves. *Gahhhh* so romantico! Food was good but the ambience was even better.

Yeap so as usual, when girls gather together...what do we do? *ponders*

CAMWHORING la......

So let the pictures do the talking and it only gets cheesier and cornier as you scroll down.

WARNING:

Adult supervision may not suffice. Cheesy pictures are simply unbearable. Fainting and head-smacking and 'aiyo-ing' may happen in approximately 0.001sec.

meifong n mad. hehe look very innocent right?

Think AGAIN! Pity the cake...succumbed to such life-threatening situation.

Symmetrical twin #1

Symmetrical twin #2

SUPERMODEL ALERT! SUPERMODEL ALERT!

Group pictures

WAKAHAMAFAHASAGAHAHAHA!!!!! I warned you. It gets corny.

Next up:

WEDDING PROPOSAL

Jamie love MeiLi

MeiLi love Jamie

ONE SNOWY DAY a queen sat sewing and pricked her finger. As the crimson blood dripped upon the snow she longed for a child as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as ebony.

When the baby Snow White was one year old, she was very vain. She spent many hours gazing into a magic mirror and often asked it:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest one of all?"
Knowing that the mirror never lied, her vanity was satisfied when it replied:
"You, my snowy jimmo have a beauty rare and are fairest of all"
But as years passed Snow white grew to be beautiful too.

Now it happened one day that a prince came to NeverNeverLandAlwaysAlwaysSnow.

He saw Snow White red as blood, white as snow, and black as ebony, and promptly fell in love. Unable to live without her he tried to sneak into her castle and proposed to her.

Snowy Jimmo White, be my queen!

Surprised as she was, speechless she became by such unexpected proposal.

The prince was distraught by her silence. He decided to force the ring through her finger.

Ahhhh the wedded pair enjoying the moments under the bridal veil.

The overjoyed prince was pleased.

Truly, the wedding was a merry one.

And they live happily ever after.

The end.

Jamie's Surprise Birthday (15th Feb)

Ahah! This one was an interesting one. Since we could not spend the beginning of her birthday with her (ehem ehem valentine's day. *glares at jimmo*), so we decided to give a good ending to it. And so we hid in her room. Placed the bday cake on her bed. Spent a good whole lot of time admiring her erm....clothing (u know what i meant). Deciding whether its the quantity or quality we fancied. And BINGo she came in SURPRISED CRYING and HAPPY. All she could say was...

Jamie: *sobs*

Us: *waiting for her response*

Jamie: *sobs*

Us: *waiting very eagerly*

Jamie: *sobs*

Jamie: SO SE-WEET LA

Jamie: *sobs*

Us: FINALLY LAR! (ahhh finally a response)

XOXO mai loi

Sneak Peek

2009-02-24T09:17:00.002+08:00

Gahhhh cant take it no more. Jimmo's been pestering everyone to post about her birthday....or rather about her. Sigh...so much of my blog space spared for this over-estatic girl till there is no more left for me.

Ok lah....JIMMO! I give u sneak peek. Will continue after i finish my chemistry with CHEMISTRY!

Eh you are very fortunate ok. This is like the largest picture I ever posted on my blog.

By the way, these are all my best friends in high school. No matter how wacky or outrageously abnormal they are, I am very blessed to have them in my life. They became part of me and played a role in moulding the person I am today... ABNORMAL! yeah so you get it. Mess with us and you go messy as well. (???what does that mean?)

*will blog about Jamie's, Maddo's, Pam's and Fong's birthday. Jamie....dont whine! You would have to share the space haha! Love you darling.

of solvent and stains

2009-02-11T16:18:00.007+08:00

What can I say?

yippy yippy yai yai yippy yippy yai...

hahaha so happy! I did my 1st Java exam today and I am proud to say that...for now...

I 1/2 LOVE YOU JAVA!

AKU 1/2 CINTAMU JAVA!

WO' 1/2 AI NI CHAVAe'!

*dub**dub**dub*

Ok lah very contented seriously. Thanks for all your prayers darlings.

After some serious aggravation citric acid and java gave me this week...I am so happy I am still breathin like 70 breaths per minute.

Anyway I had this lab experiment last week which I personally thought was interesting. Here it goes...

Problem statement: Is Mei Li a qualified housewife?

Aim: To determine Mei Li's qualifications as a housewife?

Hypothesis: *Impossible*

Procedure:

1) Stain the cloth with colourful stains.

2) Allow Mei Li to do her job in a peacefully controlled environment.

3) Observe, record and tabulate the results.

See ar my staining quite pro right. See la so orderly. Look at the brown teddy bear on the left side of the diagram. Fang lah!!! kacau my art.

So what i was suppose to do was to scrub the stain off. Yes u heard me right. SCRUB THE STAIN OFF. Then while I was scrubbing with my fragile fingers right...I got some labmates kacauing me.

Tulasi: Hey Fangy look at what Mei Li is doing. She looks like a housewife la.

Fang: Yeah pro housewife.

and TADAA!!!!

See see see the results after some pro scrubbing from the pro housewife! I told you I am PRO!

Results: The stains darkened and smeared. (its not me, its the solvent man!!! low quality solvent)

Conclusion: Mei Li is not a good housewife. Its not her scrubbing. Its the poor quality solvent provided.

Note: the post above is subjected to some 'tokok tambah'

Citric acid

2009-01-30T15:27:00.004+08:00

Citric Acid! This is not FUNNY at all!! Stop goosing around and reveal to me your true identity. Dont make me loathe you...

As your Full Name implies,

C6H807 (s) = 6x chauvinistic (g) + 8x hypocritical (l) + 7x obnoxious (aq).

You have already made me mentally dehydrated. Please dont let it come down to brain concussion and eventually loss of sanity. If you are so uncompassionate, I will squeeze the juice out of every citrus fruits and make you homeless. This is a warning CITRIC ACID!

Reveal yourself to me before the 1st of February and do it quick ar. Or else, I will not eat oranges for the rest of my life and will not make good use of the plethora of nutritional values you have. HAH! This is my promise to you, make me suffer and I will not eat you. This will make you almost lifeless! HAH! Bite that citric acid.

See citric acid...you made me into this type of person for these last two days...

100% PURE NERD

This may be you now...but if I cant finish this Citric Acid lab report of mine...

This is how you will look like soon enough.

I show no mercy for people who aint sympathetic and cold-blooded. Keep that in mind CITRIC ACID!

Ok this post may be quite irrelevant but I am frustrated. So this is how I vent my frustration. Oh you citric acid lab report....hhhhhhhhh!

Watch out YOU IMPERTINENT CITRIC ACID!

Java, my Fiancee! This love letter is dedicated to my JAVA

2009-01-06T15:02:00.011+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOMIES!

woohoohoohoo! I love 2009 already..sorry for not blogging for so looooonnngggg. Hey i have a reason for this ok.. Simply because I have not gotten the youth camp and christmas photos...AND I WASN'T IN THE MOOD.

MeiLi 1: So how was 2008 December holidays for you?

MeiLi 2: Ter-FUNNEST punya holiday man! ohhhh I went out almost everyday. I met my ex-classmates. Love them lots...come to think of it...its amazing how we are able to remain so close even after a year of not schooling together. They are all in HELP and TAYLORS and I am stranded in CHERAS ISLAND in this metal building called UCSI. Ohhh where is the bayu laut and bayu darat. Tak ada bayu pun pulau ini! Err do you understand what I meant?

Ok so i started all my classes in University and everything is awesome especially LABS! I miss the lab so much. Banyak banyak syok sendiri when I am in the lab. So beware. I suggest...You should never be my lab partner cause I am going to psycho you so hard till the walls come down yo! Too bad for those who are already my lab partners. May you have a blessed year in the Biotechnology lab ;)

According to my Java Programming teacher, those who hated her subject failed miserably. So, she encouraged us to say I LOVE JAVA multiple times everyday. And since I am such a good and brilliant student *sneeze sneeze* I decided to force myself to fall in love with JAVA and make him my wedded bridegroom. So here it goes....

Love letter to Java Programming

Dearest Java ROMEO,

Romeo, romeo hereth thou art. My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me that I must love a loathed enemy. Swear that thou shalt giveth me an 'A' in my trials and tribulation. O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, who monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable. You asked, 'What shall I swear by?' Do not swear at all! Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe thee.

Your love,

JULIET Mei Li

If u don't understand that, then here is a translation for you!

Dearest Java ROMEO,

Romeo, Romeo here you are. I have fallen in love with my potential enemy. Unknown is early and known is late (errr i dunno how to translate that). I have to force myself to love a hated enemy. Promise that YOU(Java Programming) will guarantee me an 'A' in my coming final examination. Oh, don't swear in the name of the moon for the brightness of the moon changes periodically as it orbits. You asked, 'What shall I swear by?' Do not swear at all! I believe in you Java Programming.

Signed,

JULIET Mei Li

If you don't know how much I love you, THIS is how much I love you

2008-12-19T11:45:00.015+08:00

Have you ever wondered HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

Hmmmmm...deep in thoughts

THIS

is how much I LOVE YOU

and THIS

is how you will end up after receiving all my love
and THIS

is how u will look like wanting for more LOVE

COMPREHENDO?
anyway, on the 6th of december, I went out with my Roti Canais. Supposedly the 6 of us. But one of us, Pam, got tossed all the way to Taiping. hahaha. So it was just the 5 of us...Me, Jamie, Maddo, Jedi, Moi fang. It was a great time. Since I cant put in words as to how GREAT the moments were, SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!

Dinner in I-forgotten-the-name-of-the-restaurant

AWWWW....the joy

STOP STARING! why are u staring at the 3 of us

oooo its rather dark n small...this pic

errrrrrrr

YEEHAHHHHHH

Why are u all smellin its bottom. Give the creature some 'alone' time.

And the following pictures are taken from my Birthday on 14th August. Yeap it was a surprise party by my loving MATAHARI classmates n schoolmates. I know its a long time ago, BUT HEY i just got the pics recently...so blame the photographer. Since they took all the effort to surprise me, I shalt post it on my blog.

haha *tears* if u zoom zooM ZOOM in, u can see the tears HAHA

I huffed and i PUFFED and i blew my heads off. But none of the candles extinguished. HEY wat type of candles did you all buy...INEXTINGUISHABLE CANDLES? almost cried u know

my cupcakes (Pam baked it)...MAI LOI BABE

its my name if u so happen not to know about it

SEE i can arrange my name. By the way, this was what happened...

Paul: Mei Li, can I have another cupcake

Mei Li: SURE! Which alphabet?

Paul: I want the 'O'.

Mei Li: OKay

and as a result........

Thank u VERY MUCH paul!!

*giving the eyes to him*

I LOVE ALL OF U GUYS

So let me give all of u some holy warm kisses

Kisses for all of u!!!

If that's not enough....3 kisses THEN! wahahaha...salivate your whole face

Jamie and Mei Fong always said that my blog is full of crap and useless stuff. So to prove to all of u what a GEM my blog is.....I GIVE U THIS POST.

and if you are wondering why i have so much LOVE to give...that's because my exam is over haha.

BITE THAT!

pen knife or blade?

2008-12-12T21:50:00.004+08:00

it was 9.00pm on a black dark night, the night before the long awaited YOUTH CAMP 2008, when the fantabulous mai loi decided to turn on her laptop gently....unaware of the drama-rama she was about to face....I was just innocently trying to check my email ok!

Yeah! So anyway, once i logged into MSN messenger, Jin Yin asked me to try asking Arnold for two blades. And I did. Well, he said he doesn't have a blade but he has a pen knife...

so I was like ISNT IT THE SAME!!!!!????

SO, I thought it was the same!

But then, halfway through...I GOT ALL CONFUSED.

At that moment I was chatting with Kai Shen and so here it goes....
mai loi: what is the difference between pen knife and blade
kai shen: pen knife is foldable whereas blades are the ones used in art and craft
mai loi: arent they the same. YES THEY ARE
kai shen: yea but ppl use different terms
mai loi: WHEN ARNOLD SAYS PEN KNIFE...which type was he referrin to?*considering how England-like his english was*
kai shen: the foldable one
mai loi: OH NOOOOOooooooo!!!!
mai loi: I screwed up
mai loi: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

SO TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR....i msged arnold and this was his reply

Arnold: No its the type they use in jungles to kill ppl. FOLDED ONES!!!!

*now do u feel the sorrow i am feeling right now. How can i get so stupid in just one day?*

To make things worst, in the middle of all this mess....i got a msg!!!! from a 017********

*actually i was just sending out reminders to some of the campers concerning the time they have to arrive in church*

AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE....

017******- What if i am not there in time?
Me- Then there will be severe punishment!!!!! hoho...wait...Are u serious?
017******- No la. JUst joking only la. See you tomorrow then. Make sure get a nice bed and a nice bus seat for the prince:)
Me- Find ur own seat n bed la. I am the princess....DONT ask me to do work!!

Waaaaaa....Blood pressure aku naik menjulang pada malam yang penuh dengan saat-saat suspens ini. Esok ada camping tetapi beg masih duduk melenggang kaki di atas katilku. OhhhhHHH....janganlah beri aku BLOOD PRESSURE!

I Summon thee!

2008-11-25T16:59:00.005+08:00

ok sorry bout all the emoness going on...LETS SAY NO TO EMONESS should we? YAY!!!

I summon thee....

ROTI CanAi

yum yum this is not just any roti canai,

its not food...its human

hot n sizzling

not just 1

BUT FIVE + me (the hottest oiliest roti canai) = 6

Oh roti canai *lalalala*

on 6 Dec

we shalt FEAST together

Oh u know who you are, ROTI CANAI

TEST PapErs

Although i did not summon thee

but u summon me

SO i SAMAN u

i dun like u

but when the day comes

i will scribble all over your white unsightly body

i will make sure u look muddy and mushy by the end of the day

and drown you with my coherent knowledge

Till death do us apart

12th, 16th, 18th

i will soak u with my bombastic answers

you will surely regret summoning me

OH, you will SURELY

oh test papers...let me show u who is more diva then YOU

I AM

*love*

once i get the VBS pics...ill blog abt it k?

I WILL believe

2008-11-24T14:03:00.006+08:00

i am so so sorry...such an upseting day...

i dont actually have the mood to blog...oh dont ask why

God will make a way,

Where there seems to be no way,

He works in ways,

We cannot see,

God will make a way for me.....

X

2008-11-19T09:29:00.004+08:00

wat can i say! i dont normally post emotic post in my blog BUT this is going to be my first.

dunno what to say...I want to VENT MY FRUSTRATION on u OH BLOGGER!!!

kik sam....ma fan....aijoh!!!

HHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh

didn't i say no before. dont say i did not

Seriously, so 'kik sam'. Thats why im still 'tunggal' now. so much better than 'swimming in the sea of red blood'. punch a hole in my heart. nonsense... kik sam!

its ok if u dont get this...when i am emoing, i talk in metaphore

topicless

2008-11-07T15:57:00.004+08:00

hey readers, its a bright hot sunny colourful pink and blue Friday,

GAL TALK! Yes i like gal talks....cause I LIKE LA.

Girl talk = fanciful topics of converstion + lotsa giggles + crap ...

If you are a guy and u wonder what girls converse about during such sessions, then let me enlighten you. You can CHOOSE not to read the conversation below, but if you choose to proceed....DONT SKIP A LINE! see the 2 orange holes??? I am watching you through those holes. SKIP A LINE and I will blind you with my laser eyes.

O O

haha actually right...i was just talking crap...just feel like it cos i do not know what to blog about. Anyway its just a conversation with one of my best buddy, Jen Ai...with our low quality English through this amazing technology called MSN MESSENGER

mai loi says: hey JENAI i got a great idea
Jэй åí - says: wat..
mai loi says: maybe both of us shud one day go out n do a makeover
Jэй åí - says: haha
Jэй åí - says: like wat sort\
mai loi says: like pluck our eyebrows
mai loi says: YES!!!!
Jэй åí - says: huh..
Jэй åí - says: pluck eyebrows?
mai loi says: yeah
mai loi says: like pam
mai loi says: n mad
Jэй åí - says: tht was last yr rite..?
mai loi says: YEAH
mai loi says: we shud do it
mai loi says: we r ladies now
Jэй åí - says: dunno la
mai loi says: we needa groom ourselves
Jэй åí - says: yea yea..
Jэй åí - says: haha
mai loi says: r y scared of the pain?
Jэй åí - says: not really
mai loi says: if u r i can ask dem to shave urs instead of pluck
Jэй åí - says: hahaha
Jэй åí - says: but if shave then it will grow out again
Jэй åí - says: and it will be rougher..
Jэй åí - says: and u have to keep on doing it
mai loi says: see dats why u have to pluck
Jэй åí - says: yea i noe..
mai loi says: i tried befor
mai loi says: i did it maself
Jэй åí - says: ohh
mai loi says: but cannot finish pluckin
Jэй åí - says: hahaha
mai loi says: cos too much hair
Jэй åí - says: got so many ma
Jэй åí - says: yea lar
mai loi says: hahhahaha
mai loi says: but dun u think it wud be so fun?
Jэй åí - says: i tink so..
Jэй åí - says: shud be rite..
mai loi says: n we shud go get a new hairstyle together
mai loi says: u cut ur hair short la
mai loi says: i think u will look hot
Jэй åí - says: my mum has been asking me to do so
Jэй åí - says: ha ha ha
Jэй åí - says: *coughs coughs*
Jэй åí - says: where got la
mai loi says: hmmm but thinkin abt it i dun think u shud cut short
mai loi says: cos ur hair is so thin
Jэй åí - says: swt
Jэй åí - says: yea
Jэй åí - says: i tink my hair is thinning
Jэй åí - says: mite get bald soon
Jэй åí - says: hoho
mai loi says: ur hair wil fly all over if u cut it short...cos u know its mass is really small
Jэй åí - says: hahaha
mai loi says: so inertia will be less too
Jэй åí - says: aiyoh..
mai loi says: u old woman
mai loi says: granny
Jэй åí - says: wtheck
Jэй åí - says: call me tht for wat
Jэй åí - says: swt
mai loi says: cos u said it urself...u losin hair wat
Jэй åí - says: how i noe la
Jэй åí - says: but nowadays my hair drops alot u noe
Jэй åí - says: i dunno y
Jэй åí - says: mite b bald one day
Jэй åí - says: and then i'll make a fashion statement
Jэй åí - says: im talking nuts..
mai loi says: yes u WILL
mai loi says: hey bald gals are hot
Jэй åí - says: i duwan to be bald lar
mai loi says: u will be the hottest granny ever
Jэй åí - says: im too young to be a granny lar
mai loi says: who said ur young
Jэй åí - says: i say so
mai loi says: the mind says so but the body says otherwise
Jэй åí - says: i still have hair on my head lar
mai loi says: yeah but ur losing it
mai loi says: ur aging woman
mai loi says: ur old

mai loi says: n gettin senile
Jэй åí - says: so insulting
Jэй åí - says: wtcrap
mai loi says: hey i think im gonna put this conversation in ma blog
Jэй åí - says: wat the..
mai loi says: dun say it...!!!!dun say the bad word
Jэй åí - says: i din say also
mai loi says: no foul words in ma hse young lady *konon*
Jэй åí - says: im nt at ur hse also
mai loi says: well its the same!!! ur talkin to me WEN IM IN MA HOUSE. meanin ur radio waves is enterin ma property...so respect!
Jэй åí - says: ...
mai loi says: n dun send me dots...i dun read BRAILLE
Jэй åí - says: it doesn't matter
Jэй åí - says: cuz its not to be read anyway

*upnext: my family tree...stay tuned...*

XOXO = kicks n punches (NOT hugs kisses)

love letter to yee aun

2008-11-04T14:34:00.005+08:00

please be informed that i was forced to do this tag....so here it goes

Dear hawt-sexy-sweaty-milky-horny-lovely-fatty-shorty-piggy-baby 4th WIFE...
me darlie-colgate YEE AUN,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister (heck yes!). I never meant to practise bigamy but I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head of yours at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off Bill Clinton (omigosh u pervert...i knew u were cheatin on me). I'm sure you're senile and old enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men (cos they have the manly smell). I'm returning your false teeth (you old woman) to you, but I'll keep your suicide note (its like love letter to me...hehe! I will treasure it till the day i die or the day u die) as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a passionate interest for mice (darn...wat a horny lil mice). Go and drown yourself but don't take me with you.

Loves;

Prince charming *drools-all-over*

P/S: You are so lifeless, Smelly and sweaty Armpits, LOW YEE AUN.

wat the crap la...wat a DUMB TAG...you are so right la Wykit...i finally agree with you for once THAT THIS IS INDEED A DUMB TAG!

hey Yee Aun, stop plucking your nose and start reading this tag that i so dedicated to you. So obscene too...make me reveal the colour of my inner clothing*u noe wat i meant*. PERVERTED LA!!

*to all who do not understand this tag...pls refer to http://www.pickmeuppullmedown.blogspot.com/

as reference*

I tag Dansen and Jin Yin

Happy Birthday Rocker MUM!

2008-10-16T13:56:00.000+08:00

Dear Mum,

its the time of the year again where you age another year. oh XOXOXOXO mum.

"nope you don't look old...in fact u look younger than me" note: this is a once in a purple moon quotation...

Sonnet 16 - Superstar Mother a.k.a. SUPERMOM yo

Once upon a time,

like 14 August minus 9 months,
your tummy started expanding,

its ME inside...yeah swimming in the amniotic fluid.

You wanted a girl,

to pinch and swirl,

I came out looking like a male bull dog,

to your dismay you said "OMG wat a hog".

But I know u were glad that I was a female,

too bad I act so male,

I cant help it cause the Y chromosome is stronger than X,

Mummy today i give you all my XOXOX.

You are the queen of my hearts,

I will guard u from darts,

I wish you all the joy and happiness on your Birthday,

May you get hotter than sun ray.

Author: Mali Shakespeare

While uploading these pictures...conversation with my mum:

Mum: I want to see u or me prettier...

Me: Of course me la...i am drop dead gorgeous!

Mum: I don't think so la. I think I am prettier. I want Picture 2...I look pretty there.

Me: But I look better in Picture 1...I want Picture 1...I don't care...This is MY BLOG!

SO, to be fair and square or round... I post BOTH!!!

Picture 1

Dad and me (so now u know where I got my LOCO genes)

Me and my HUNKY bro...ehem ehem to all the gals out there...u know wat to do...his no is *o16*******

(Happy 20th Birthday bro [7 october] I love you but not as much as I love mum...booooohoooo)

Picture 2

HaPPy NaPPy BirtHdaY

Jamie, Mei Li : READ this if you are JenAi, Mad, Pam or MeiFong!

2008-10-13T13:10:00.000+08:00

Herrow Herrow my deaarrrie B.F.F's,

How are all of you? Well since college and school started its mundane, monotonous, unearthly, cosmic lessons, urgh it all sums up to EDUCATION! Back to where we were, since then, we have lost touch and only meet once in a wild blue moon which evolves the whole world, thus less 'heart to heart' talk. So one fine day, in one of those incredible evenings (not so hot and sunny, not too gloomy and wet either), this handsome, attractive, captivating *drools continously* young MAN by the name of Khong Mei Li a.k.a one of your rocker chick i mean hunk, dropped by an instant message to Jamie Loke Ji May a.k.a gangsta chick on Windows Live Messenger stating this :

*Note that this is only a minute part of the big chunk of 'lotsa crap n threats' conversation*
mai loi (fat books fat brain) : jen ai suggested dat 1 day oni six of us go out.we dun watch movie.just sit down n talk.N yam cha
Jamie(boy i hear you in my dreams) : sure sure, we'll both start the ball rolling.OKay we'll get everyone. Email, sms and offline msgs on MSN!

So then the task of organising this event was evenly distributed ! =) Please B.F.F's we have to start ROLLING..its been a long time we all last catch up with our live updates aside from keeping in touch via TECHNOLOGY!

If i'm not wrong, the last time the 6 of us {jamie, mei li, mei fong, pam, jen ai and mad} really sat down and had a really good laugh was on sweetheart Jen Ai a.k.a one of our giggle chick's birthday. That was way way too long, and NOPE, we're so NOT letting this to dread on and miss any opportunity to meet up. We've got so much stories to talk about, gossips to share with, and last but not least, our sisterly love to one another.

Hence the committee has decided that we would meet on Fridays or weekends i.e Saturday/ Sundays (in case you dont know what a weekend is) weekend = rest / berehat / إسْتِراحَه ، راحَه / 休息 / repos / riposo and what not. Don't be jealous alright if you're not in the committee..and be grateful!

Venue / Location : Bubba Gump, The Curve Damansara
Reason for venue : Bottomless drinks, cooling and nice food (to last for 4 hours...YES u saw this clearly...we gonna talk n gossip all we want for at least $$4 HOURS$$. So get ye tongues ready for the marathon)
Time and Date : For you to decide. {within these two weeks}

So, let me know when you're free! Please RSVP by this Sunday , 12 October 2008 (which was like yesterday!)...to this email******* or Jamie -012- you know already and Mei Li -016- you also know! Cant wait to hear from you girls! it gives me this excitement..and i will SAVE my saliva to talk as much as we can for this meeting.

xoxo,

B.F.F

p.s. extracted from Jamie's horny email

* uhh pink in ma blog!!! for the sake of u gals la...

MAMMA MIA! PAPPA MIA!

2008-10-07T15:44:00.000+08:00

Dear Blog, the day i went LOCO

3rd October 2008

MEET the LULU people

Judge Paul (love ur hair!)

The Bad Cop

(sorry Jay-Z abt ur disorientated head)

The EvIl prosecutor

(ZOMG z evil grins)

The Lunatic Victim

(gal i miss the days we went lulu together during pengawas duty and ignored justin's instructions)

The Lovely Victim

(muaxx Muaxx darlie)

The Criminal #1

Charged for being Vulgar

Criminal #2

Charged for being Spontaneous

And together we went MAMMA MIA!!!!!!Oh SEXY HOT MAMA MIA...its for sexy hot ppl...so if ya feel sexy n hot...GO WATCH IT!!!

I tell u mama mia is so good i went LOCO before and after the show. But I tell u AGAIN my fellow convict (Hengluen) was even more LOCO den me. I tell u he drives like some LOCO LOCO driver. I tell YOU i was in his car and my face got smashed and squashed on his car window. I TELL YOU he drives like zig zag and cares so little for my life. I tell you i want to sit in his car again cos i am LOCO. Kisses to his driving but no kisses for u my fren.

Can u see the fear in adeline's and mua face?

I TELL YOU AGAIN...I WANNA LEAVE NOW!!!

*sorry about the ugly pics i edited...my fingers are numb la...this ppl dunno how to lower down the air-cond.*

Flatulence

2008-10-06T13:50:00.000+08:00

Dad: Darling, what is flatulence?

Me: I do not know.

Dad: Can you go check out the definition of flatulence and its cures?

Me: Okay! (search Wikipedia)

Mum: Omigosh!!! LEI KAM TAI TAM! Yu'ng ngo ko computer lei tai ni tit....(its just an article on flatulence)

Me: Its not ME...scold DAD!

Author: Sir Mali

Title: Flatulence

'I am a professional biotechnologist. I major in Biology and Technology. If you have any inquiries, don't come to me.'

Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract of mammals that are byproducts of the digestion process. Such a mixture of gases is known as flatus, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "farting". Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same process which causes faeces to descend from the large intestine. The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks. *pls scroll down*

Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in a crackling or trumpeting sound, but gas can also be passed quietly. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. *pls scroll down*

prevention is better than cure...thats why i post this up. everyday, i constantly hear the sound of a trumpet blow...no not trumpet blow...its BLOWSSS!!!! Be it house, college or supermarkets. therefore, in order to make this world a better place----->

DO NOT BLOW TRUMPETS!!!

cause i announce everyday DAY OF SILENCE

-Give PEACE A CHANCE-

Why have 'You' been such a pimple in my life?

2008-09-23T12:22:00.000+08:00

I once fell head over heels for you when i was really young... I do not know why??? But now i am regretting. I must be NAIVE! But you never once gave me compassion neither did u show sympathy nor empathy.

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I am so curious over the fact that elderlies have such high regards of you. Cause i finally realised that you are not that special. not that charming. not that handsome. not that loving. not that AWESOME. In fact, you are indeed psychotic and your condition is contagious!

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Why? I don't understand why elderlies are so concern of matchmaking me with you. We are not meant for each other. I am cool and you are fool. If you would so kindly allow me to find a replacement for you, I will suggest HER to be your wedded wife...not me pls.

Don't give me that look! Don't even shrug as a sign of disapproval! Cause you have been a big PIMPLE in my life for a very long time. I cannot endure YOU any longer. Week by week u knock at my door saying "I love you"! Do you know how unbearable it is?!? My brain has been neutered because of you!

this is YOUthis is ME!

Do you even think we are ideal? Don't even think of proposing! I will certainly REJECT you!

PIMPLE = EXAMS!!!

If u guys do not understand this post...its about exams...sigh have been having a lot of them lately

Give me my Bday pics or face the consequences!

2008-09-19T11:42:00.000+08:00

Conversation with Jamie (18th September 2008, 4:17p.m.)

jamie: When r u goin to start bloggin abt me?

mai loi: wen u date me la!

jamie: WOW! REally?

mai loi: where are my bday pics

jamie: soon SOON! its in Penang!!!!!!

mai loi: WAT THE CRAP! HOW CAN IT GET THERE?! beta give to me soon k or else...i leave u on the coconut tree ar

*drums* PRESENTING *drums*
mOi rEtardUd frIenD

The one in d middle!!! leave the rest alone especially the rightmost

Dear jamie, this is a blog abt u as requested...I know u will like it cos its so totally awesome! U will one day learn to appreciate me aih especially after reading this. GEE! I even have our upcoming trip to Penang already documented. But girl give me my bday pics pls...or to the COCONUT TREE i drop u.
Love, ur caring friend *kisses*

Such A Terrible Driver

2008-09-16T13:32:00.000+08:00

I am such a terrible driver...

No.1 in DANGEROUS driving

Accelerate oni know how to do ler

So dumb at braking

Yeah ppl, i am a dangerous driver. Therefore, i will be a good catch in F1! Cause thats the only place i can drive without bothering about braking. Just ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM oni. Yeah macha, thats all they do only.

What are my goals in life?

F1 Driver...NO! CHAMPION. *watch out hamilton..im gonna beat the ham outta u!
WWE Wrestler
Rapper yo!
Drummer
Professional Rugby Player

2005 n 2006 champ

2007 champ

2008 n CHAMP FOREVER...

dun i just resemble all of the above! NO...im better

Attencione'...if u see me on the road...i suggest u keep ur distance n stay out of my lane. cos u never know...I might reverse. Hoho!! BUT dun forget to greet me 1st or else....*evil laughs*I will drown ur car wit ma windscreen water sprayer...REMEMBER i am not safe. To all the tractors out there...if u think ur car is bigger den mine...think again!

-DONT MESS WITH THE MEILI-

ZOMG!!!!

2008-09-14T23:24:00.000+08:00

Hey Homies,

If you are wondering if you are at the right place...YES U R!!!!

aint at the wrong place...anyway this is ma new blog...n as u can see my title is

CAUTION: READ AT OWN RISK

meaning that if u faint halfway readin this post....dun blame me cos i alreadi warned you, didnt I???

OKAY!!! Since this is my very very very first post...sorry if this looks messy...

BUT HEY!!!!

3 GOLDEN RULES IN LIFE U MUST N ALWAYS MUST REMEMBER!!!

Do NOT PROVOKE meili
meili is always RIGHT
if u think meili is wrong, slap yourself n look at rules no.1 and no.2 again

Yours Sincerely, meili

Read At Own Risk

BORNEO trip: Day 2

BORNEO trip: Day 1

Something you need to know......

Stupiak wordy exam...

A Handful Of Memories

The Banana Love Song

Mad Scientists

I bid farewell to you my DEAR JAVA

the Aftermath

The Day My Brain Was Terrorized

Update Alert!

Girls.

My Babylicious' Birthdays (a must read)

Sneak Peek

of solvent and stains

Citric acid

Java, my Fiancee! This love letter is dedicated to my JAVA

If you don't know how much I love you, THIS is how much I love you

pen knife or blade?

I Summon thee!

I WILL believe

X

*topicless*

love letter to yee aun

Happy Birthday Rocker MUM!

Jamie, Mei Li : READ this if you are JenAi, Mad, Pam or MeiFong!

MAMMA MIA! PAPPA MIA!

Flatulence

Why have 'You' been such a pimple in my life?

Give me my Bday pics or face the consequences!

Such A Terrible Driver

ZOMG!!!!

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